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Happy hours

For a little while in March, the Minneapolis City Council gave us a scare. They were entertaining a horrible idea: banning happy hour in all bars across the city. Thankfully those goons came to their senses and happy hour is now alive and well, but after that little shock, I thought I should take some time to appreciate what I had, in case happy hour ever came under threat again.

What I Learned in Bed

Dear Hannah, It seems like when I get really stressed out, my sex drive disappears. I can't make myself horny because all I can think about is work. The only way I can masturbate is if I watch porn, but I hate the idea of porn and I don't like getting off to it.

Print of the week by Pei-Hsuan Wang

Print of the week by Pei-Hsuan Wang
Title: "Sense of Place" Artist: Pei-Hsuan Wang '10 Medium: Intalgio Artist's statement: "Sense of Place is an intaglio print. I coated a sheet of copper plate with acid resistance material and carved through the coating with needle tool, making designs while revealing the copper underneath.

The last one

The last one
Across 1 Latin: for this purpose 6 Author Ellison 11 Simple kind of sandwich 14 One way to travel 15 Acclimate to the dregs 16 Tell an untruth 17 Mideast entertainer, maybe 19 Respected Eng. word reference 20 French "is" 21 Web addresses 22 Old-time calculator 24 Prefix with -omical 25 60s psychedelic of choice 26 Chance 31 Thread's friend 33 Sedaris of "Strangers with Candy" 34 Our nation 35 70s TV series with Herschel Bernardi 36 Yes, alright, go ahead 37 Pesto plant 39 Creepy kid in "Toy Story" 40 Cause of all sin, to a Christian 41 Abandon 42 Punch-drunk-love 46 Body part that can be doubled with age? 47 Twits 48 Kind of diet 51 Singer Clapton 52 Much ___ About Nothing 55 ___ cart 56 Host of a Friars Club event 59 It's raining ___ 60 First two words of Rice's "The Blower's Daughter" 61 Unlike Visa, it's everywhere you're going to be? 62 Ganja 63 Dwarf number 64 Most popular form of electronic communication DOWN 1 French cleric 2 Used to color hair and clothes 3 "____, who goes there?" 4 the bane of our existence? 5 throw in the towel 6 John Singleton's home town 7 Raggedy ____ (dolls) 8 Star Trek character Jean-__ Picard 9 Holier than thou 10 Anthropomorphic car, for one 11 The European Union, for one 12 With "in" it means 'in place of' 13 Kennedy, Bundy, Roosevelt 18 Des Moines university 23 op.

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