by Matt Seidholz in Features
For a little while in March, the Minneapolis City Council gave us a scare. They were entertaining a horrible idea: banning happy hour in all bars across the city. Thankfully those goons came to their senses and happy hour is now alive and well, but after that little shock, I thought I should take some time to appreciate what I had, in case happy hour ever came under threat again.
by Hannah Wydeven in Features
Dear Hannah,
It seems like when I get really stressed out, my sex drive disappears. I can't make myself horny because all I can think about is work. The only way I can masturbate is if I watch porn, but I hate the idea of porn and I don't like getting off to it.
by Nicole Simpkins in Features
Title: "Sense of Place"
Artist: Pei-Hsuan Wang '10
Medium: Intalgio
Artist's statement: "Sense of Place is an intaglio print. I coated a sheet of copper plate with acid resistance material and carved through the coating with needle tool, making designs while revealing the copper underneath.
by Jens Tamang in Features
Across
1 Latin: for this purpose
6 Author Ellison
11 Simple kind of sandwich
14 One way to travel
15 Acclimate to the dregs
16 Tell an untruth
17 Mideast entertainer, maybe
19 Respected Eng. word reference
20 French "is"
21 Web addresses
22 Old-time calculator
24 Prefix with -omical
25 60s psychedelic of choice
26 Chance
31 Thread's friend
33 Sedaris of "Strangers with Candy"
34 Our nation
35 70s TV series with Herschel Bernardi
36 Yes, alright, go ahead
37 Pesto plant
39 Creepy kid in "Toy Story"
40 Cause of all sin, to a Christian
41 Abandon
42 Punch-drunk-love
46 Body part that can be doubled with age?
47 Twits
48 Kind of diet
51 Singer Clapton
52 Much ___ About Nothing
55 ___ cart
56 Host of a Friars Club event
59 It's raining ___
60 First two words of Rice's "The Blower's Daughter"
61 Unlike Visa, it's everywhere you're going to be?
62 Ganja
63 Dwarf number
64 Most popular form of electronic communication
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1 French cleric
2 Used to color hair and clothes
3 "____, who goes there?"
4 the bane of our existence?
5 throw in the towel
6 John Singleton's home town
7 Raggedy ____ (dolls)
8 Star Trek character Jean-__ Picard
9 Holier than thou
10 Anthropomorphic car, for one
11 The European Union, for one
12 With "in" it means 'in place of'
13 Kennedy, Bundy, Roosevelt
18 Des Moines university
23 op.